Dear Grammar Fairy,
I have a few questions and concerns, and I felt it best to write you, directly. As I'm writing this, the clock on the wall shows a late hour, so to save myself the headache of trying to compose the following thoughts into a cohesive, flowing letter, I'll simply number them, and you can do with it what you will.
1. Please tell me that I'm not alone when I cringe at the incorrect usage of "your" and "you're".
2. Can you please differentiate between "despite" and "in spite of"?
3. Let's remind all people that, "Then tells when."
4. Perhaps you, of all people, have reason to inform all how to spell "grammar".
5. When sentences are ended with prepositions, my face grows sad.
6. I must confess: I often improperly use pronouns when talking about me and others. :/
7. Comma splices.... :(
8. Could you instruct us how to correctly use the -- in a sentence?
9. Brownies are done. People are finished.
10. What's up with the homonyms and homophones in the English language? I mean, seriously!
I'm sure there are more, but for now, I'm headed to bed. School ends tomorrow, and I couldn't be any more excited!!!!
Toodles.